BEYONCE PULLS A MILLI VANILLI, AND JOE BIDEN LIP SYNCS OATH OF OFFICE

During the Presidential Inauguration, Beyonce sang the National Anthem. At least that was what everyone assumed until the Marine Band Corp. ratted her out, and said she lip-synced.  Beyonce is scheduled to sing at half-time during the Superbowl. NFL officials are scrambling to find a back-up if in fact Beyonce is found to have lip-synced the National Anthem. So far only Milli Vanilli is available on such short notice.

“If she does lip-synch, NFL referees will throw yellow flags,” promised NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell.  “And only a replay will be able to save her.”

Reporters asked Joe Biden if he thought Beyonce Lip-synched the National Anthem. Joe Biden’s lip-synched answer was, “I don’t know.”  Apparently for Obama’s second term, Joe Biden is only allowed to give lip-synched pre-recorded answers to any and all questions from the Press. ap_beyonce_dm_130121_wgBiden also lip-synced his oath of office.

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