During the Presidential Inauguration, Beyonce sang the National Anthem. At least that was what everyone assumed until the Marine Band Corp. ratted her out, and said she lip-synced. Beyonce is scheduled to sing at half-time during the Superbowl. NFL officials are scrambling to find a back-up if in fact Beyonce is found to have lip-synced the National Anthem. So far only Milli Vanilli is available on such short notice.
“If she does lip-synch, NFL referees will throw yellow flags,” promised NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. “And only a replay will be able to save her.”
Reporters asked Joe Biden if he thought Beyonce Lip-synched the National Anthem. Joe Biden’s lip-synched answer was, “I don’t know.” Apparently for Obama’s second term, Joe Biden is only allowed to give lip-synched pre-recorded answers to any and all questions from the Press. Biden also lip-synced his oath of office.