CONGRESS CALLS IN SYLVESTER STALLONE TO RESCUE THE NATION FROM THE FISCAL CLIFF

Sylvester Stallone fresh off the Expendables 2 has agreed to reprise his role as Gabe Walker in Cliffhanger. He vows not to let anyone fall off the Fiscal Cliff.  “I knows if youse can like me, and I cans like you, then we can all likes each others and be united as one party to help us all, ” said Sly paraphrasing his lines from Rocky IV.  Some members of Congress were going to get Clint Eastwood to reprise his role from the Eiger Sanction, but they were afraid he might bring along a chair to talk to.

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