It is a felony to molest a crab trap. (SEE Florida Statute, 370.135) A felony. Not a misdemeanor. Not a civil infraction.  A felony. You can’t get visitation with your dog, but if you mess with a crab trap you can go to prison for five years. You can become a convicted felon, and lose your civil rights for molesting a crab trap. Instead of having commercials about 10-20-life, that only people who wouldn’t commit crimes in the first place actually pay attention to, there should be one for molesting crab traps. “Molest a crab trap, and lose your right to vote.”

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