DARK AND DREARY F.M. RADIO: LEGALLY BALD RADIO STATION

I find it rather ironic that the radio stations playing sad songs claim they play lite music or are easy-listening stations. And they have names like Lite FM, Joy 101, Sunny 104.7, The Tropics. They gave the impression that all they play are happy soothing life affirming music. But in actuality, all they play is music to slit your wrists by. They are Suicide Stations. Not easy listening, but hard listening. Not Lite F.M., but Dark and Dreary F.M. And their names should be changed to Kill-Joy, Cloudy, and Tropical Storm. I bet a lot of money could be made selling compilations of depressing love songs. Suicide songs of the 70’s, 80’s and 90’s. Not sold in stores. Call now, operators are standing by.  Guaranteed to make you more depressed than you already are or your money back.

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