Donald Trump is suing Bill Maher for $5 million dollars in charity money for joking that Donald Trump is the biological son of an Orangutan, and if he could prove he wasn’t then Bill Maher would give $5 million to the charity of Donald Trump’s choice. Apparently, the lawsuit is for breach of contract, or breach of a joke. Since bets are illegal in most states collecting on a bet would not be possible. The AADL (Animal Anti-Defamation League) is suing Bill Maher for insulting Orangutans. Which may be a violable lawsuit. At any rate, the truth has come out. Donald Trump is the son of General Zaius from the Planet of the Apes. Since General Zaius is an Orangutan Donald Trump has no case. And now, neither do the Orangutans.