Everyone I know who smokes is trying to quit. But me, I’m trying to start. I bought a pack, took one out, smelled it, put it in my mouth, but I just can’t quite get

myself to light it. I want to, I really do, but I just haven’t been able to do it. But I’m working on it. Soon I’m going to start. I swear, soon I’m really going to start.

You’d figure by now the tobacco lawsuits would be over, but just in case I’ve come up with a way to make a lot of money selling cigarettes and at the same time avoiding any chance I’ll lose any lawsuits. I would sell the best tasting cigarette in the market, which pretty much means the worse one for you. The brand name for my cigarettes would be: DON’T SMOKE THESE THEY’LL KILL YOU! On the back it would WARN: SMOKING THESE WILL KILL YOU. Just imagine people asking for their favorite cigarettes. ‘Could you please give me three cartons of ‘Don’t smoke these they’ll kill you.’


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