Bert and Ernie have been trying to tie the knot now for over twenty-three years. But thus far gay human puppets are not legally allowed to marry. However, there is now a case pending before the Supreme Puppet Court that could change all of that. Ernie and Bert’s lawyers are arguing that Sesame’s Street’s law prohibiting gay human puppets from marrying is unconstitutional. Same Sex-Non-human Puppet marriages are lawful. Big Bird could marry Kermit the Frog. But the Puppet Regime that controls Sesame Street refuses to allow gay human puppets to marry. Defining Puppet Marriage as the union between same-sex animal puppets and opposite sex human puppets. It should be noted that animal puppets of any sex are not allowed to marry human puppets of any sex, either. But that’s a case for another day.