FLORIDA UNABLE TO ELECT PRESIDENT IN A TIMELY FASHION IS ORDERED BY BOTH PARTIES TO SECEDE FROM THE UNION

Republicans and Democrats finally agree on something. Florida must go. A wall is now being built on the borders between Florida, Georgia, and Alabama. You will now need a Passport to leave or enter the Florida Peninsula, formally known as the State of Florida.

 

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