HSAT: Heaven’s Standardized Aptitude Test. An entrance exam everyone must take to get into Heaven. There are three sections that test moral aptitude. People are given hypothetical situations and have to decide how a person should act. And then three other sections where a person is given a hypothetical situation and told that God will answer a prayer, and the person has to decide what to pray for. Everyone who doesn’t score in the ninetieth percentiles, caught cheating, or working on a section already finished, will go to Hell!