LEGALLY BALD AFTERLIFE INSURANCE

Prudential is now selling Afterlife Insurance. Just dial 1-900-The-Halo, and get a piece of the cloud before it’s too late!  Not all sins are covered, including certain pre-existing sins. So act fast, before you commit a sin that would have been covered, had you bought a piece of the cloud before you committed it.

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