NOW SUES MICHAEL DOUGLAS FOR SLANDERING CUNNILINGUS

FThe National Organization of Women is suing Michael Douglas for setting Women’s Lib back a hundred years with his statement that Cunnilingus causes Throat Cancer.  “It took a hundred years for men to learn that a woman has a clitoris,” said the President of NOW. “Another hundred to understand the term reciprocation, and now Douglas is trying to bring us back to the Caveman days. If Catherine Zeta-Jones said Fellatio causes Throat Cancer they would have stoned her to death, and every Male Doctor in the world would have been denouncing her statement as ludicrous and absurd. But now Douglas is giving men across the world a Doctor’s Note, a Medical excuse, to avoid pleasuring women.”  The lawsuit is seeking 1 billion dollars in punitive damages.

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