NEW ADDITIONS TO THE LEGALLY BALD DICTIONARY OF WORDS, PHRASES, AND NON-LEGAL HOLIDAYS

You’ll Never See Me Again-Famous not so last words of many criminal defendants.

There’s a case out there somewhere-1. What every attorney says when they have no caselaw to support their position. 2. The mythical case that is exactly on point. 3. The case you just can’t find.

Shopping Crime Spree-A person who steals a Grand Theft worth of merchandise from the Dollar Tree. Which would be 300 items or more. Since everything is a dollar.

Stupid Person Syndrome (SPS)-A person who stays with their significant other after that significant other has had them arrested for domestic violence, and the case has been dropped.

Happy Surrogates Day: A new non-legal holiday celebrating Surrogates. Hallmark now has a special section of cards.

Happy Baby-Momma’s Day: A new non-legal holiday celebrating your baby-momma’s day. The card is supposed to be from the man to the baby-momma. Hallmark refuses to recognize this day.

Happy Baby-Daddies Day: A new non-legal holiday celebrating your baby-daddies day. The card is supposed to be from the woman to the baby-daddy. Hallmark just laughed.

One-Hitter: 1. A Paraphernalia pipe for smoking cannabis that is only good for one-hit after being lit. 2. Disposable paraphernalia. (Similar to a disposable razor.)

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