NEW ADDITIONS TO THE LEGALLY BALD DICTIONARY


DUELING LAWYERS-When both parties to an injunction have an attorney.

COUPON DEFENSE-A new affirmative defense to the crime of Grand Theft, which states that if there was a coupon anywhere or a sales promotion of any kind available on the day of the theft that would have brought the fair market value of the item stolen below $300.00, then the defendant is entitled to argue that the coupon causes the grand theft to be a petit theft. This defense is also allowed if the coupon or sales promotion comes out within thirty (30) days of the theft.

SHROVE TUESDAY-A Legal Holiday. (AKA Mardi Gras.) Not to be confused with SHROOM FRIDAY (AKA Psychedelic Friday.), which is an Illegal Holiday.

ILLEGAL HOLIDAYS-Non-legal holidays. Like SHROOM FRIDAY. WEED WEDNESDAY.

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