P.E.A.: A LEGALLY BALD PHANATICAL GROUP FOR PORCELAIN CORRECTNESS

P.E.A.: Porcelain Enforcement Agency. An agency charged with with enforcing the L.I.D. ( LEAVE IT DOWN) ACT. An act that imposes a $250.00 fine on anyone caught leaving the toilet lid up, and a $500.00 fine for anyone caught leaving the toilet seat up. It is a second degree misdemeanor if the seat and lid are down but the person did not flush. A first degree misdemeanor if the lid is up and the person did not flush. And a third degree felony if the seat and lid are up and the person did not flush.

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