POPEYE IS DEAD

Bad news in the world of cartoons: The spinach E. Coli outbreak has caused the death of everyone’s favorite sailorman: Popeye.  Olive Oil found Popeye lying on his side below deck on the floor of his room with two empty cans and one half-filled can of spinach beside him.  Olive Oil’s attorney, Brutus has already filed a Wrongful death suit against Natural Selection Foods LLC, the maker of the spinach. (Criminal charges may also be brought as some feel the name of the company Natural Selection was in fact purposely trying to kill Popeye as a form of Natural Selection

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