SUNSCREEN 110 TURNS PEOPLE INTO ALBINOS; ALBINOS NOT HAPPY WITH NEW SUNSCREEN WARNING

Dermatologists are now warning that though everyone should wear sunscreen 30, that sunscreen 110 applied on a daily basis may turn a person into an Albino.  A class action suit brought by people turned into Albinos has led to all sunscreens above 50 to say: Warning: Excessive use of this sunscreen may cause you to turn into an Albino.

This upset the AAA(American Association of Albinos) who brought a class action suit for Defamation against any sunscreen companies that carried this warning.

This in turn caused the warning to be changed to: Excessive use of this sunscreen may cause you to turn into an Albino, which should not be viewed in anyway as a bad thing, and is probably even a good thing.

This is not the first time an Association of Albinos has brought a class action suit for Defamation. The last suit was brought by the AAAA (African American Association of Albinos) against the Producers of  “White Men Can’t Jump.” The movie is now called: White Men Other Than African American Albinos Can’t Jump.

 

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