Levitra is Bayer’s better version of Viagra. It usually comes in 10 mg and 20 mg. Yesterday, I noticed that it has the same color as Bayer baby aspirin. And like baby aspirin it has the words “Bayer” proudly etched into the pill. Now there’s a mistake you probably don’t want to make. And I’m not thinking so much of the adult who may get rid of his headache upstairs, but cause a new one downstairs, when his parts still don’t work. No, I’m thinking of the baby or the young child. Take two of those and you won’t be waiting until the morning to call the doctor. You’ll be calling right away. Hard to imagine a baby running around with a hard-on for four hours. Especially after a Bris AKA circumcision (for the gentiles unfamiliar with Jewish Laws). Imagine a Baby just circumcised mistakenly given Levitra instead of aspirin for the pain, and wallah!, the smallest hard on in the history of the world. The four-hour baby-boner! Keep that baby away from your daughters in the sandbox. Don’t let your daughters play Doctor with that baby.