THE LEGALLY BALD NEWS: A NEW FORM OF CHEMICAL WARFARE

In Teaneck, NJ a man who was having a dispute with his neighbor knocked on his neighbor’s door and when the neighbor answered the door, the man farted at him.  The neighbor then allegedly pointed a revolver at the alleged farter, threatened the farter, and the neighbor was then arrested for among other things, Aggravated assault and Terroristic threats. If you ask me, it was the farter (not the fartee) who was engaging in the Terroristic activity of chemical warfare. As for the arrested neighbor (AKA the fartee), he certainly has a Stand Your Ground Defense , even though it’s hard to believe the chemical warfare didn’t knock him to the ground.

TEANECK, NJ –  A New Jersey man has been charged with assault after allegedly drawing a gun on his neighbor for passing gas outside his apartment. MyFoxNY reports 72-year-old Daniel Collins Jr. was arrested after allegedly pointing a .32-caliber Taurus revolver at his neighbor after the man passed gas outside his door. The neighbors reportedly are involved in a dispute over noise. Collins told the neighbor, “I’m going to put a hole in your head,” according to police. Collins was charged with aggravated assault, unlawful possession of a firearm, possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose, and terroristic threats.

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