THE RAPPER ON THE CRAPPER IS IN THE STINK HOUSE

I’m the rapper on the crapper. Shitting like a mouse. Stinking up the house. Wish I had some Lysol. I’d settle for some pine sol. Anything to stop the smell.

I’m the rapper on the crapper. Pissing, peeing, just sitting here being. Doctor gave me steroids. Hasn’t cured my hemorrhoids. Holy shit there ain’t no toilet paper. Guess I gotta use my rolling papers.

I’m the rapper on the crapper. Toilets got no flapper. Ain’t gonna flush. Gotta clean it with a brush.

I’m the rapper on the crapper. Can’t stand diarrhea. Hope this seat don’t give me no gonorrhea. toilet-house2Passing lots of gas. Wiping my big ass. Hate to sound so crass. Wish I had some class.

But I’m the rapper on the crapper. The rapper on the crapper. The rapper on the crapper.

 

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