THE TWELVE DAYS OF MY COUNTY JAIL CHRISTMAS

THE TWELVE DAYS OF MY COUNTY JAIL CHRISTMAS

 On the first day of my County Jail Christmas my true love served on me, a care package from the commissary.

On the second day of my County Jail Christmas my true love served on me, two injunctions for protection, and a care package from the commissary.

On the third day of my County Jail Christmas my true love served on me, three petitions for dissolution of marriage, two injunctions for protection, and a care package from the commissary.

On the fourth day of my County Jail Christmas my true love served on me, four petitions for child support, three petitions for dissolution of marriage, two injunctions for protection, and a care package from the commissary.

On the fifth day of my County Jail Christmas my true love served on me,  five No Trespass warnings, four Petitions for child support, three petitions for dissolution of marriage, two injunctions for protection, and a care package from the commissary.

On the sixth day of my County Jail Christmas my true love served on me,  six actions for ejectment, five No Trespass warnings, four Petitions for child support, three petitions for dissolution of marriage, two injunctions for protection, and a care package from the commissary.

On the seventh day of my County Jail Christmas my true love served on me, seven Subpoenas Duces Tecum, six actions for ejectment, five No Trespass warnings, four Petitions for child support, three petitions for dissolution of marriage, two injunctions for protection, and a care package from the commissary.

On the eighth day of my County Jail Christmas my true love served on me, eight motions for contempt, seven Subpoenas Duces Tecum, six actions for ejectment, five No Trespass warnings, four Petitions for child support, three petitions for dissolution of marriage, two injunctions for protection, and a care package from the commissary.

On the ninth day of my County Jail Christmas, my true love served on me, nine orders to show cause, eight motions for contempt, seven Subpoenas Duces Tecum, six actions for ejectment, five No Trespass warnings, four Petitions for child support, three dissolutions of marriage, two injunctions for protection, and a care package from the commissary.

On the tenth day of my county Jail Christmas, my true love served on me, ten writs of replevin, nine orders to show cause, eight motions for contempt, seven Subpoenas Duces Tecum, six actions for ejectment, five No Trespass warnings, four Petitions for child support, three petitions for dissolution of marriage, two injunctions for protection, and a care package from the commissary.

On the eleventh day of my county jail Christmas, my true love served on me, eleven Drop Charge Affidavits, ten writs of Replevin, nine orders to show cause, eight motions for contempt, seven Subpoenas Duces Tecum, six actions for ejectment, five No Trespass warnings, four Petitions for child support, three petitions for dissolution of marriage, two injunctions for protection, and a care package from the commissary.

On the twelfth day of my county jail Christmas my true love served on me, twelve love letters, eleven Drop Charge Affidavits, ten writs of Replevin, nine orders to show cause, eight motions for contempt, seven Subpoenas Duces Tecum, six actions for ejectment, five No Trespass warnings, four Petitions for child support, three petitions for dissolution of marriage, two injunctions for protection, and a care package from the commissary.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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