At 2:00 A.M. this morning Colombian Whores who had been entertaining the Secret Service in the Lincoln Bedroom and other bedrooms throughout the White house easily disarmed the Secret Service agents protecting the President and took control of the White House and are now holding the President hostage. Despite intense negotiations that have been ongoing and even Ex-President Clinton’s pleading with the now dubbed, “White House Whores” to take him in exchange for President Obama, talks remain at a stalemate.
The Whores are demanding one trillion dollars in exchange for the release of the President. The Republicans say no deal let the whores have him. The Federal Reserve is trying to borrow the money from China, but China doesn’t believe the debt will be paid back.