THUMB-WRESTLE MANIA

The World Wide Thumb-Wrestling Federation (WWTF) has been forced to hold-off its upcoming matches due to a recent lawsuit enjoining it from scheduling any further bouts. Thumb-Wrestle Mania has been gaining popularity as of late but rumors of the bouts being fixed and participants taking steroids has led to a Congressional investigation into the sport.  Some of the participant’s thumbs are looking way too muscular compared to a year ago. Still, fans of the players have been painting their thumbs in the colors of their favorite good and bad guys and two steel-cage celebrity thumb wrestling events are sold out.

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