WHO AM I? THE MAN WITH NO NAME.

So I lost my Driver’s License. And because of the creation of Homeland Security (which only inconveniences the innocent, the guilty work their way around it) I can’t just order a duplicate Driver’s License online. No, I have to go in person to DMV and prove that I am who I say I am. But to do that I need my Social Security card, which of course I have also lost. The problem is I cannot get another Social Security card without my Driver’s license. I don’t have a passport, but to get one I need my Driver’s License and my Social Security card. So basically, I no longer exist. I am a non-entity.  A Nowhere man. Unidentifiable. Well, at least no one can steal my identity.

 

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